Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Walker's Most Epic Moment To Date.

Oh Walker Stone. 

This child is forever making me pull my hair out and melt me all at the same time. 


Today may have been his most epic moment to date.

I needed to get in the shower for work. 

So I gave him Renzi's Ipad to play on while I showered. Easy enough, right? I have done this countless times before. It's my go to so that I can actually get something done, like general hygiene.

I get in the shower. Shower. Get out of the shower.

And as I am putting my makeup on he came running into the bathroom so excited to show me the video he took. OF ME IN THE SHOWER.

I did not notice he had taken the video because in the video I have my eyes closed because I was washing my face. Heaven forbid I have to keep my eyes open while I am washing my face. But apparently that is what I must start doing.

I quickly erased the video and thought to myself. Dang. I thought I looked better naked. Thank goodness no one else saw that video.

Or did they.

Forty five minutes later I put Walker in the car, backed out of the driveway and decided to check my email really fast before we take off down the road.

And lo and behold.

There was an email in my inbox from Renzi. With no Subject.

And a video attachment.

Yup. Walker had somehow emailed the video of me in the shower to me.

HOLY CRAP DID HE SEND THIS TO ANYONE ELSE? WHAT IF HE SENT IT TO ALL OF RENZI'S CONTACTS? OMG MY LIFE IS OVER. WHY DIDN'T I SUCK IN? DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT? I MISSED A SPOT ON MY FACE. OMG. MY LIFE IS OVER. (Just some of the thoughts that ran through my mind in the 2.5 seconds it took me to process what had just happened.)

I bolted out of the car and back into the house to grab Renzi's Ipad to see if Walker had sent it out to anyone else.

And thank GOD...he had NOT.

But if he had!!! OMG times infinity.

Looks like we will be finding a new activity for Walker to do while I shower.


Emily Sue said...

Omg I am dying!!! Great start to 2015 :) xoxo

Dustin said...

Guess what was the first story I heard when I walked in the door :)

Few more suggestions:
- delete from Renzi's sent and empty trash If there is one
- delete from your inbox and empty trash of your
- delete from yahoo attachments backup (Dropbox if enabled on yahoo)
- delete from iCloud (aka my photo stream) on iPad
- enable iPad kid mode (aka Guided Access)
- go watch the Cameron Diaz movie Sex Tape :)

Lori B. said...

OMG! I am crying. I seriously LOVE that kid! He seems like a lot of fun. :D