Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Random Funnies from Jackson Stone

My life in general is pretty freaking funny. Things happen to me, people say things to me, and I trip and fall all day long. Oh, and I tend to get myself into horribly awkward situations daily. But the number one thing in my life that is the funniest is my Jackson. He is seriously the funniest person I know. I usually post on my Facebook page when he says or does something funny...and recently I started a Twitter account for him (jacksonstone33). I started the Twitter account for him because there is an app that will take the things you post on Twitter and put in a book for you. BAM. Baby book. Easiest decision ever.

Here are some recent Twitter posts and random funnies from the J man this week....

"Today my name is Ricardo. Today mom you will be Renaldo." And for the rest of the day he called me Renaldo.

"I like Jesus. He's a good dude." This was said while in the car following Sunday School.

"Please stop singing in the car Mom. It's just not your special talent."

"And now for my next trick, I am going to smell my feet."

While walking out of the bathroom at the Thunder game this guy sees that Jackson is wearing a Kevin Durant jersey and he says to Jackson, "Hey Kevin Durant, how many will you score tonight?" And Jackson replied, "I'm a white guy! KD is really tan!" As a mother, I didn't even know how to respond to that.

As we were walking home from the Thunder game tonight we hit the crosswalk button. The crosswalk button recorded voice starts chanting over and over again, "Wait, Wait, Wait, Please Wait." Clearly, Jackson was annoyed at the guy "in the crosswalk button" and he went right up to the pole and started yelling, "We are waiting you silly goose! Can't you see us? Stop yelling at us! It's not nice! We are right here waiting!"

My other most favorite thing my sweet guy is doing is randomly, throughout the day, he will say, "Mom, you know why I am the luckiest kid in the whole wide world??? Because I have you!" Oh be still my heart. Love this boy so stinking much!

I hope that everyone is having a great week. We have had a wonderful week here at the Stone house just working, relaxing and being together. I am super duper pumped because next weekend Uncle Grant, Aunt Brooke, Baby Jake, Uncle Dave, Aunt Ginny and Aunt Ginger are all coming into town for my mother in law's birthday. We are going to have so much fun and I can't wait to get my hands on my precious nephew Jake!

Lee Anne


Brooke Stone (Stone Chic) said...

We are excited to come! I will call you later this week so we can plan! Tell Jackson I love him! xoxo Brooke

Emily said...

Lee Anne, thank you so much for stopping by my little blog. What an encouragement to know that you all are praying for my family! And after I read through your blog, I realized I had lifted your family up too! How beautiful is the Body of Christ. :)

And I can see why your sweet Jackson keeps you laughing. That kid says some funny stuff!

kendycox said...

I am so enamored with his little personality! He seems so mature, but FUNNY, which must be an incredible combination.

Alysa said...

BAM! Baby book! Love it!

@jacksonstone33 has a new follower :)

Danielle (elleinadspir) said...

I love it. Headed to follow him now!
There is a place that prints your blog into a book too. I just printed mine.

Squig said...

Lea Anne, I cannot thank you enough for brightening my morning with your sweet family stories and funnies from Jackson! You have got one special dude on your hands!